Dreamt I did post match interview with AN for Canary Call today..

Me: Well that's 9 losses out of the last 11...what are you thoughts?

AN: Well I made a decision to set up in a certain way to counter their attacking threat but hands up that didn't work but I'll learn from it.

Me: It surprised a few people that you went with no attacking players today...an action that might need to no goals being scored.

AN: Well you say that, my plan was to send the GK up for corners and leave 10 back to counter any quick breaks.

Me: But not surprisingly we didn't get any corners.

AN: Aye well as I say I'm still learning and I've been given 10 years to get it right.

Me: Now Dellia running on to the pitch at half time and oscillating her naked Susie's in the way she did and screaming "I bet you wish you had me as an Owner" Did that affect the players in the second half? To me they seemed an even lazier bunch of overpaid c**ts that normal

AN: Well firstly all credit to the Owner, it was a brave action on a cold day, and she's fully entitled to show her passion and let's face it anything that diverts attention from this current slump is welcome. But on your claim that the player's are a bunch of lazy overpaid c**ts, 3 of them most certainly do not fall in to that category.

Me:...and rumours that Delia had to take training before Christmas after you spent a whole day on top of the Colney Christmas tree are untrue?

AN: Well as I have said before, that's internal stuff that I don't want to comment about but next week the entire Board aided by the players are getting together to take the decorations down after which they have expressed an interest in seeing our World class facilities...

Me: Does that include the players..surely they are aware of our World class facilities?

AN: That includes everybody.

Me: And will the board see the players training?

AN: If we can fit some in they will but as I say the main priority will be taking the decorations down.

Me: And finally Alex, can I ask you about claims that you are hanging in for a payout rumoured to be anything from £2m to £7m...any truth to that?

AN As I say, that's internal stuff. All I am concentrating on now is the Derby game and getting 3 points to take us away from danger.

Me: Back to the studio>

Studio: Well 2 big things to come out of that, 3 if you count the manager being put on top of the Christmas tree by the players. Does that suggest to you he has lost the Dressing room. Did Delia affect things running on to the pitch in the way she did? Call 01603 617321 with your views...

Posted By: bowfront1, Dec 31, 10:12:54