The place is awash with florists giving out roses to every dinner lady, medic, receptionist and trolley dolly.
Pardew deals in romancing and lust, not dossiers and stats.
All the cards on the flowers have "Merry Sexmas" writ in an erect font.
We're getting Parded, hard.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Dec 23, 12:08:12
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