I once flew to Nigeria and sat next to someone (I was aisle, he was middle) that excused

himself like that about 11 times:

'I need a s**t'. Oh er, righto. 'I need to piss'. OK, off you go. 'I need to s**t again'. 'More piss'.

Turned my stomach.

Posted By: Adster, Nov 29, 11:03:06