I was in Morrisons earlier

I knocked some balls off a shelf and managed to catch them all before they hit the ground. A group of people said how amazed they were etc. I joked "Perhaps, I should be in goal for Norwich City". They then gave me evil looks and looked like they might cry.

Also in Mozers, I overheard a woman say that her husband had cleared out their bank account and had gone massively overdrawn "so I think he's already bought me a great christmas present". I thought... I bet he hasn't.

Posted By: Larry Hagman, Nov 27, 18:53:51