The 1st Cityfathers Motivational Armoured Brigade - ASSEMBLE

Taking a leaf from the Italian Ultra's playbook, I've decided enough is enough and if the manager cannot motivate the players then the goddamn Cityfathers will do it.

We deal, superbly, on a daily basis, with s**tty assed infants, with bratty toddlers, little sods, bloody nuisances, teachers, other parents, wives, ex-wives, in-laws, moody teens, and homework.

I propose we turn up en-masse to Colney tomorrow, storm the hedges, armed with smoke bombs, hipflasks, mitre deltas and traffic cones, and give these f**king stupid players a piece of our minds.

Really let rip; a maelstorm of tired fathers fully off parenting duty, able to employ the full range of swears and oaths.

If the lads won't respond to a word from Alex Neil, then they will have to respond to several words from 500 pissed off and pissed up City Fathers.

Book the day off work if you need to. Its time for the Fatherhood to step the f**k up.

*pls be careful of dead trees when travelling in/out the Colney district.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Nov 22, 11:09:38

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