He'd be super duper keen and show up to training super duper early and make a super duper effort, until he called everyone a c**t and smacked the assistant kit man in the nose for no good reason.
He's actually not at all bad at football, but I wouldn't want his baggage anywhere near our club, and I don't mean his wheeled suitcase.
That's made me think. Do the rich players have mini hovercraft suitcases? Is there such a thing on the market? Kickstarter, here I come...
Posted By: Old Man, Nov 10, 18:58:56
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