Me too

I am in fact the best friend of a well known Russian gentleman, Mr Olly Garch. I know for a fact that only last year he approached Delia and offered to put 18 trillion billion quintillion pounds into the club, with a package including appointing Alex Ferguson as manager and buying Messi (so we could leave him on the bench while Wes played). But she slammed the door in his face and moonied him out of the window as he drove away.

I posted it all on here but shot down in flames by the usual clique.

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 6, 10:37:23