This is one of the many reasons gin is superior to coffee

You can't buy gin that's been shat out by a cat.

I still wonder, though, who first though "wow - Tibbles has done a poo, why don't we pull it apart and make coffee out of it?" Or maybe poor Tibbles was successively force-fed a variety of foodstuffs - chocolate, pot noodle, truffles and so on - to see which ones were improved by passing through a feline intestinal tract?

Posted By: Old Man, Nov 2, 17:28:25