Pardew's Office

"Come in Dean, how's it going? Settling in with the others? One or two of them are right pisstakers, but it's all lads together ... Er ..."

"No, boss, the lads are fine - I've heard worse. Just thought I might start tonight. Groin scan is clear - look"

"Yes, well, work hard in training, do the basics, you'll get your chance. Notmean?"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Feb 1, 21:15:47