HELP URGENTLY NEEDED

Despite many attempts I have failed to secure the services of even one of the Fleggburgh Tigers. They wouldn't sell one to me and they are unprepared to consider a loan deal - they even refused to let me "just take one for a short walk one Thursday afternoon, then", which I find very petty and narrow-minded of them.

Plan B must therefore swing into operation. Although the tigers are caged, if really motivated a tiger can jump a lot higher than people realise.

So, I will sneak enough tiger bait in to the wildlife park to induce them to escape, placing a strategically sized lump just outside their enclosure. I then need to lay a trail from Fleggburgh to wherever Andy Hughes lives, and another trail back again (after all, leaving a wild tiger rampaging through Norfolk would simply be unsafe and grossly irresponsible of me).

What I need is approximately 125,000 tins of Whiskas. Can anyone help?

Posted By: Partial Angler, Feb 1, 13:54:29