Andy Hughes - THE REAL TRUTH IS OUT!!!

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The IRA stole his brain WHEN HE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD!!!

AND NO-ONE EVER REALISED!!!

Since then he has been powered by a small hamster inside his skull cavity turning a wheel. Occasionally the hamster gets tired and from time it dies, causing erratic behaviour. The CIA are now experimenting with a genetically modified guinea pig and also a hedgehog fitted with a turbocharger. Their willing stooge Nigel Worthington fits the new lifeforms just before a game before giving mind-altering drugs to Micky Spillane - JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!!!

FACT!

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Feb 1, 12:54:27