I've calmed down a bit...here goes last night's ratings...

Last Night Norwich crumbled to a 4-0 defeat; I think 7-1 would be a better reflection on the game. My feelings were summed up when Andy H*ghes tried the same tactic within the space of 2 minutes. This was run with the ball up the right hand side and run into a Reading player. Reading fans burst out laughing the 2nd time around and sang ?How much did you pay for him?? That hurt.

That hurt because we know how much we paid and he sums up everything that is wrong at the moment with NorwichCityFootballClub. No skill, creativity, goals, tactics and most of all?NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL. Reading showed us up all over the park, they were good but we were bad, very very bad?

Green ? 4 ? Didn?t dive for the first goal, for the second he didn?t dive either merely fell to the floor, the 3rd I didn?t see, the 4th he had no help from the defence and midfield that opened up a clear run for Convey. Did make 2 saves of note.

Colin ? 3 ? He gets worst every time I see him, Is he Derveld in disguise?

Fleming ? 4 ? Best of the 4 defender but still shockingly s**t, charges out of position as per usual and gets caught and leaves Doherty?

Doherty ? 2 ? Terrible, it was a shame he was playing against Lita who was a class above anything we had out there but he strikes me at times as being really really thick. Easily turned, should have got sent off.

Drury ? 3 ? Weak, Little scared him s**tless.

Hughes ? 0 ? Good lord, what did I do to deserve watching this useless w**ker play for us? I left the ground when he performed a footballing crime of unfathomable depths, Worthington deserves to get sacked for signing him. If a new manager came in and played him for more than one game I doubt I could ever forgive him.

Etuhtututuh ? 4 - Doesn?t deserve having his name spelt or pronounced right yet, so I won?t bother looking it up. Only played in the 2nd half and although he did put some effort in and showed the odd bit of intelligence it was too little, too late.

Charlton ? 0 ? Shit! Shock! Horror! ? How can Worthington justify playing him? I felt sorry for him.

Huckerby ? 2 ? Worst game ever for Norwich. Barely controlled the ball all game.

Thorne ? 1 ? This ladies and gentleman, boys and girls is not how to play football as a centre forward. Give him his own show.

McVeigh ? 6 ? Our best player ? he tried really hard and didn?t deserve to be taken off. Disgusting. Did seem to have caught the clapping disease though.

Subs:

Jarrett ? 4 ? Nearly forgot him. Didn?t do much wrong but at the same didn?t do much right either.

Johansson ? 6 ? Showed some really nice touches, excellent movement and got in goal scoring positions?a shocking finish when he should have scored though.

Henderson ? 3 ? Tried hard, missed an open goal.

Posted By: Brandonio, Feb 1, 12:39:13