We have hardly any curtains in our house (long story) and those we do have

are never drawn, 'cept in the bedchambres.

Anyway, my greatest fear is that a f**king clown face appears up against the glass one night (no, not my reflection)

To that end, I keep a sledgehammer by the backdoor, a hand axe under the sofa and a felling axe in the downstairs toilet.

I see any c**t in my yard after dark and they're going to lose something, eye, hand, chunk of skull. It's as simple as that (your honour)

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Oct 10, 14:29:00