Is being a Northerner starting to cause you embarrassment?

You seem to be backing away from it. Try this test: say "After the bath". If the "a"s were short and flat, then you're not a plastci Northerner, you're the real Andy Capp deal.

Anyway, the Doc's pies look to me as though they never spend any time in storage, so the barrel debate is a bit academic. Have you seen the photo of him in the Independent today? Thighs like Britney's and more chins than XXL16.

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 1, 09:09:44