My breakfast production and consumption is planned and implemented with military precision

Porridge and milk into bowl;
mixture into microwave;
kettle filled and on;
cups, bowls and spoons for family assembled;
glasses of water filled - mine drunk while others being filled;
kettle boils, poured into cups;
microwave paused, salt added to porridge, stirred, back on;
tea bag taken out of Mrs hawes' tea, given it's not really tea at all that she likes;
banana, grapes and cinnamon assembled and ready to go;
porridge removed from microwave;
cinnamon added;
Hawes jr's porridge apportioned and Hawes jr called;
banana, grapes, linseed and almonds added to mine;
tea bag removed from my tea;
porridge consumed, with no talking allowed;
bowls and spoons stacked in dishwasher;
milk added to tea.
DONE - head upstairs.

Whole thing done and dusted in less than a quarter of an hour.
I guess I get up a quarter of an hour earlier than I otherwise would do to accommodate...

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 18:02:17