the midlands is in the north you absolute aching melt

even birmingham, which is south of norwich, is northern. norwich is not northern or southern, it is delightfully above that tardy nonsense, it is eastern. northerners are, without exception, vile. you are vile. you reek of vile. you embody vile. it's a geographical thing though so i'm not going to hold your breathtakingly audacious essence of vileness against you you can't change it you were just born northern. have another vile day of being northern.

Posted By: Tombs, Sep 28, 08:41:04