Roy Castle owned 3 bouncy castles, one of which was sold to Joey Barton's Grandma,

She bought it when Joey was a little joey so he could bounce like a little angry lamb when he was a kid. One time he tried to headbutt one of the side walls of the bouncy castle, missed and ended up tumbling over and off the castle. This resulted in Joey damaging 2/3 of his 5 brain cells, thus ending his hotly anticipated career as the next great leader of the country. Instead he went on to assaulting people on and off football pitches for a living.

*This story is partly true.

Posted By: I Am Hoot, May 20, 04:17:40