Tell social media team that nobody cares what keyboard warriors think about anything...

So stop asking for their thoughts on mundane things every five minutes, especially when we're losing.

Social Media: "Hey everybody, it's Russell Martin's birthday today! What do we think about that?"

Keyboard Warrior: "I think he should stop defending like a t**t, rah rah rah."

Social Media: "Hey everybody, it's fifty years since we won (insert random insignificant game) 1-0, what do we think about that?"

Keyboard Warrior: "I'm not interested in history, we aren't we winning the league like Leicester? Sack Delia, sack Martin, bring in Guardiola rah rah rah."

Posted By: tim berry, May 19, 21:26:50