Is this the right venue for a debut City Father and Son-ing?
Will I get bored afore him after watching Callum Best and some twitwits off The Voice do foul throw-ins time and again?
He's potty traynun, so I'll need aisle seats, he's a bit bitey and hair pull-ey, so the person in front will need to wear appropriate headwear; the logistics of this are considerable.
In summary: thinly veiled come and get me plea to mumsnet.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, May 16, 15:22:56
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