joke i heard today....quite funny i thought.

an 80 year old disabled woman is siting by the lake in her wheel chair feeding the ducks when a handsome young man walks past and the old lady says "you know what young man i have never been held in the arms of man before" so the young man picks her up out of her wheel chair,gives her a hug and sits her back in the wheel chair. " thanks young man you have made an old lady happy" she says...then after a few second the lady says "you know what young man,i have never been f*cked before".... so the yound man picks her up out of her wheel chair,lays her softly on the ground........picks up her wheel chair and throws it in the lake and says....

NOW YOU'RE FUCKED ARE'NT YOU!!!

Posted By: Alan, Jan 27, 17:36:13