This is a f**king classic:

From the official message board. I'll try to post it in the correct place now!

Harry Helveg (James big) has today denied Worthless was on holiday by saying he had spoken to him this morning for a quote about Brennan. Amasingly it is identical wording to the Gary Holt transfer to Forest apart from the clubs and players of course:

'James,

Not doubting your efforts in your line of work my friend, but someone's very astutely pointed this out;

City boss Nigel Worthington told www.canaries.co.uk: "Jim hasn't been having as many opportunities to play first team football here as he would like and this move to Southampton represents a tremendous opportunity for him to play more games and further his career.

"I would like to thank him for everything he has done in his two-and-a-half years at Norwich City and wish him every success in his future career."

Gary Holt

"Gary hasn't been having as many opportunities to play first team football here as he would like and this move to Nottingham Forest represents a tremendous opportunity for him to play more games and further his career.

"I would like to thank him for everything he has done in his four years at Norwich City and wish him every success in his future career."

Are you sure you spoke to our illustrious leader this morning?? :)'

Posted By: Norfolk Coast, Jan 27, 14:50:19