NATO standard bogroll advice advisory

emergency bogroll conservation armageddon imminent situation SOPs:

1. poop
2. fold one sheet up triangular wise and pinch out inner section. retain inner disk.
3. place inner hole of single sheet over index finger and clean up ricker with index digit.
4. firmly grasp bogroll sheet and wipe off index finger. discard.
5. Utilise retained inner disk to clean up index digit under fingernail poop contamination.

Posted By: Tombs, May 3, 22:45:57