Well if we're playing that game, I'm going for the full kaboodle.

Key Newcastle and Sunderland players become injured (season ending injuries I'm happy for them to recover after that) and perhaps another couple her red carded and banned for a couple of games. Both teams suffer shattering defeats.

We start magnificently and race to a 3 goal lead by half time. Wenger and his team are in tatters. The fans are even crosser. By the second half they are in disarray. We score another four. Annoyingly they get a lucky consolation goal in injury time thus denying Ruddy an away clean sheet.

We are the talk of MOTD and Sunday Supplement and go on comfortably to claim 17th place. Next season we become the second team to go from 5000-1 rank outsiders to Premier League champions.

That would be AMAZING!

Posted By: Bravo win or die, Apr 30, 09:05:47