on ours they've new signs what say "WE EXPECT RESPECT"

and then a list of "what you can expect from us"

before long they'll only be accepting timber that has been cut precisely to half meter lengths is free from nails and screws and has been washed at 40c, steam ironed and smells of febreeze (lavender only) and wrapped in satin.

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 14:13:55