So now that we are 100% mathematically, no way to get out of it regulated?,

This is my personal belief of what we need to do with the club for the next season in 'The most exciting league in the world'.

Here me now...

1. John Ruddy - sack him.
2. Steven Whittaker - sack him.
3. Andre Wisdom - send him back to where he came from, stop scrounging off of the club.
5. Russell Martin - undecided.
6. Sebastien Bassong - sack him twice, and then again.
7. Steven Naismith - sack him, or buy him an aid to help him stay on his feet.
8. Jonny Howson - keep him, he's lovely.
9. Dieumurci Mbokani - undecided.
10. Cameron Jerome - sack him.
11. Patrick Bamford - dunno, not really seen him.
12. Robbie Brady - keep him.
13. Declan Rudd (GK) - keep him.
14. Wes Hoolahan - keep him but start replacing failing parts with bionic alternatives. Wessi must not die.
15. Harry Toffolo - who he?
16. Matt Jarvis - sack him.
17. Timmy Klose - keep him, hide him away from view. Don't let nobody see him. HE'S NOT HERE!
18. Graham Dorrans - sack him.
19. Kyle Lafferty - sack him.
20. Tony Andreu - who he?
21. Youssouf Mulumbu - sack him.
22. Nathan Redmond - give him 20 laps of Mousehold Heath then put him on a mindfulness course.
23. Martin Olsson - keep him.
24. Ryan Bennett - undecided.
25. Ivo Pinto - convert him to a winger and keep him.
27. Alex Tettey - No Tettey, No party! teach him how to pass though and he can stay.
28. Gary O'Neil - keep him.
29. Ricky van Wolfswinkel - he's still here?
31. Jake Kean (GK) - undecided.
32. Vadis Odjidja Ofoe - sack him.

Management team:

Alex Neil - keep him
Frankie Mc - dunno
Gary Holt - keep him, if only to keep XXL16 bankrolling the club.

Board:

David McNally - Keep him
Delia Smith - Keep her
Michael Wynn Jones - Keep him, but sort his lungs out. They must be like the firebox in a coal train.
Delia's Nephew - What's he done? Sack him
Ed Balls - jinx, sack him

Posted By: I Am Hoot, Apr 24, 22:09:23