haha, reminds me of a joke

a bloke is with his mate, totally pissed at the bar. Suddenly he throws up all down the front of his shirt.

"Fuck, my wife's going to kill me" he shouts.

The barman chips in and says "don't worry mate, just put a 20 quid note in your top pocket and say a drunk at the bar puked on you, then paid for you to dryclean your shirt."

The man thinks it's a brill idea and goes home. Sure enough his mrs is waiting for him at the front door.

"Look at the state you're in. You're pissd and you've thrown up all over yourself..."

The bloke interrupts "It wasn't me! It was some other bloke next to me at the bar. Look in my pocket, he gave me 20 quid to clean up."

"But there's 40 in here" she says, pulling out the soggy cash

"Oh yeah, the other 20 quid was from the bloke who shat in my pants"

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 16, 00:55:31