Picture the scene

Translated from the Portuguese.

Brazil coach 1 "Funny team England have put out today. Don't recognise that centre-half, what's his name, Fleming is it?"

Coach 2: "The right sided midfield player, is it Huggs, seems to have a good engine"

Coach 1 ""But why is the whole team compressed into a tiny strip on the left hand side of the pitch?"

Coach 2 "Ah, good old Ronaldinho, he's noticed that and seems to be runing unaccompanied into their penalty area"

Coach 1 "GOALA. Ronnie's the boy. Mind you he took his time the games all of 40 seconds old"

Coach 2: "I think we'll win this"

As a Scot, I can't wait!!!

Posted By: Jambocanary, Jan 24, 18:59:24