We've sold Ashton, signed no-one yet, after Jerome, Halford, maybe McSheffery

Greeno looked like he was going too Saturday but has since said he was just frustrated.

And a leading politician has allegedly paid two rent boys to s**t in his mouth.

Also, France is going to respond to terrorist acts with nuclear weapons. Even now I'm trying to work out how to set off a small explosion over there which hurts no-one but leave an Ipswich Town scarf and a Wolverhampton Wanderers hat at the scene.

Other than that pretty non-eventful, really

Posted By: Work Ethic, Jan 23, 16:21:49