Grand Canyon? Fucking big smelly ditch surrounded by desert.
Venice? Smelly, damp, full of tourists, bum pinchers, and wallet snatches.
Florence? Ancient, old fashioned dump of a city, too many old buildings and art galleries, needs a shopping mall and a McDonalds or to to liven it up.
Mind you, if you want a real dump, a real chavster paradise, a real centre of petty crime and violence, there is but one winner-BOGNOR REGIS!
Posted By: Martin Peters, Jan 20, 14:31:36
Written & Designed By Ben Graves 1999-2025