Just went to curl one out,

and as I am sitting there "concentrating", the most disgusting noises come from the cubicle next to me. The bloke is playing some game on his phone at volume 11, accompanied by volume 11 farts and grunts and some serious splashes followed by impressive thud sounds.

Disgusting. It was like

Beep. Beep. Beep. Ping! Do-do-doo! Ping. Beep. Ping. Paaarrrrrrp. Beep. GRUUUUNTTT, Paaaarp, SPLASH, DUNK, beep, beeep, Do-do-dooo! GRUUUNNNNNT, Prrrrrrp.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:38:41