blonde joke

There was this old boy fidgeting around with his metal detector in a ditch, when all of a sudden he found an old jar under a piece of sodden bark. The jar was covered in mud so he gave it a rub with his handkerchief, and as if by magic the jar top unscrewed and out popped a Genie. The Genie said "Thank you old man for letting me out of the muddied jar. In return I'd like to offer you one wish."

The old boy has a think then whispers his request to the Genie, then run off to the shops to get some supplies. The Genie says "your wish is my command" then claps his hands and disappears in a wisp of smoke.

So the old boy gets back from the shops, opens his front door and there in the living room is a beautiful naked blonde lady lying on the sofa, legs akimbo. Well the old boys eyes nearly out and he drops all the fish he bought from the aquarium.

"Blonde? Blonde? Flaming Nora you deaf Genie, I said pond!"

Posted By: mickfoot, Jan 19, 13:40:27