I Asked Greeno For His Autograph...

...he was doing a spot of pruning in his garden at the time, he turned, looked at me, and came at me with his secataurs, removing two of my fingers, before going to his shed, flipping a switch that revealed a secret control panel, pressed down a big red button that caused Mout Etna to erupt, saying "...you fool, you fool, I am in control now..." before escaping in his hovercar...

Posted By: Martin Peters, Jan 19, 09:42:38