I hope Grabban scores* in the first minute and celebrates by pulling off his shirt

to reveal a Bournemouth shirt on underneath.

He then makes the 'sub me' gesture and walks off in tears, flicking the v's to the City Stand and blowing kisses to the away contingent

*scuffed, 'lucky' goal, natch.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Sep 11, 08:33:52