You SEE? You SEE what happens when you let the ONLY UEFA-qualified kit management pro go?

Even with the international break there's only just time to iron on the numbers and names of the players onto the multifarious new kits. I know for a FACT Norwich could have landed two top centre-backs, another great striker and a nippy false left-wing but NO, NO, my wages were TOO MUCH, they had to let me go and the Kit Manager had to manage ALL THE TWENTY PENCE PIECES FOR THE DRYER no wonder we need three kits HE CAN'T GET THE OTHER TWO DRY IN TIME and now the club MISSES OUT on players it NEEDS because the KIT TEAM SIMPLY ISN'T UP TO THE IRONING! I TOLD them this would happen but would they listen?

Change.org, here I come!!!

Posted By: Assistant Kit Man, Sep 1, 23:31:11