Crazy City transfer rumours trending on twitter

I've seen a rumour on twitter that we've bid 8 million for Bill Oddie but surely he's too old now to start a new career in football? The 70s version he could have been a good low gravity midfielder if you've seen those funny chase scenes in the Goodees. Also interest in a young from Westboro Baptist Church, which personally I think would leave a nasty dent in our diversity agenda.

Lastly I'm reading we're about to sign Percy Sledge but isn't he dead?

Posted By: mickfoot, Sep 1, 12:29:37