While that is very funny, it's probably truer that

this User Posted Link combined with him being the second highest earner at a club that are cost-cutting so severely that the players are now denied free lunch and free laundry User Posted Link (heil warning) is the real reason that he's being binned off, with the bats**t mental owner's superstitions just adding colour.

But the writer is super aware that "Ooh! Bonkers Owner Scared Of Number 17, Aren't These Foreigns Funny!" makes for more social network sharing and more clicks, making his editors happy bunnies.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 10:21:13