FAO Lazza Hazza. I had a similar experience once

I saw what I thought was a fox nipping behind a shed whilst having a lunchtime stroll. I thought I'd take a look and see what it was up to so I sneaked up to the edge of the shed and stuck my head around the corner and....

There was a uniformed schoolboy, trousers round his ankles pumping away like a maniac. He went bright red, mumbled something about being sorry, sorry, sorry and made off sharpish.
I bet he's still traumatised by that

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, May 22, 18:04:47