A true story for you................. ...........

I was walking home back from the pub late one night and I had to to walk along an unlit path with a grass bank either side. I could barely see a foot in front of me. I thought I heard a sheep. I wondered why a sheep would be there so I went to have a look. I got within about 2 feet of whatever it was when I realised that it was a couple having it away. I apologised and said "I am sorry I thought that you were a sheep" and I hurried off.

A couple of weeks later a bloke walked up to me in a pub and asked what I had been doing mistaking him and his girlfriend for a sheep. We had a laugh about it... well, I laughed at him because I'd had an encounter with her months earlier.

Posted By: Larry Hagman, May 22, 13:15:25