The magical world of co habiting with a FUCKING dishwasher
Oh yeah, it's a great idea, it cleans it all up for you
Except if you are the type of person who stays up at 11pm, where you realise that the compulsive people in your house put EVERYTHING in the dishwasher to wash cos they've gone to bed
Easy solution isn't it? You open the dishwasher before it starts and get the condiment you want out. Then the next day you are told you interrupted the dishwasher cycle by opening the door, so the pots aren't washed
So, silly bastard f**king me, I'm now looking for the 4 pairs of kitchen scissors in the house (we used to have 2,but I bought 2 more pairs, but I've since realised pre 11am, anything in sight that's dirty, goes in the dishwasher)
So I can't use various bits of things I f**king bought because c**ts have gone to bed
PEOPLE !
Posted By: pants, May 18, 00:02:01
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