Zola

I met him in a bar down in Riverside
Where you drink wherry and it tastes just like cherry cola
c-o-l-a cola
He walked up to me and he asked me to play
I asked him his name and in a whiny voice he said zola
z-o-l-a zola

Well I'm not the world's most agile up front
But when Snod put me in I just looked like a c**t
To my zola, z-o-l-a zola
I half expected the tigers to roar
But he said I was better than the bloke they had before
Did my zola, z-o-l-a zola

Well we drank some more and talked all night
Down Prince of Wales we just missed a fight
He picked me up, sat me on his knee
And said dear boy, see you Saturday at three

Well I'm not the world's most intelligent guy
But I knew my job, just run into the box and then fall over, o-v-e-r over
For my zola, z-o-l-a zola

I ran all the way
Made them think I might score
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at the ref imploringly

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Zola
Zo-zo-la-la Zola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
But I'm going to refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life.

Might try to start that in the City Stand if he's appointed

Posted By: Old Man, May 14, 10:14:00