Spending the summer with his family on a beach in Dubai sipping daiqcuiris would be preferable to enduring 3 weeks of training in insufferable heat at altitude while Ray Clemence or whoever it is now repeatedly throws a ball at your face, having to deal with room mate Frasier Forster's wiry pubes clogging up the plughole in his shared ensuite, and then sitting on a bench while watch three turgid England performances. Being a 3rd choice goalie at World Cup must be a s**tty old gig/jig.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 12, 16:53:41
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