I packed my bag and in it I put

Large coke bottle with vodka - check
ipod and headphones to avoid boring conversation - check
Deodorant to offer to person beside you who doesn't wash his lucky shirt - check
Vic (oh matron) to put under nose - check
Reflective sunglasses to avoid eye contact - check
Neck cushion thingy so you can pretend to sleep - check
Taser - check

Posted By: Old Splat, May 2, 22:23:10