Lambert back for era II; sticking points

No contract. That clown down the river end goes around the pitch with a bucket during the game, whatever gets collected is Lamberts pay for the week. Flexibility

Tactics. Berlusconi-style demand for 2 strikers to be on the pitch at the same time as Wes. Failure to do this and he doesn't get the cash bucket.

Transfers. None of the s**t Dutch, Moroccan, Eastern European lads that he seems to have filled Villa up with. Only allowed to sign people who have played at Championship level and below.

Press. EDP and Radio Norfolk banned from 1 mile radius of Carrow Road. All press conferences done on here.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Apr 15, 15:13:13