What about if, right, say you had gone into the fine city on a Saturday morning and had

just had a bacon and egg roll at Reggies on the market when a delicate Shannon wanged up right quick on her WTP Crysis and pulled a shady Nac-Nac right over the top of your new Valentinos, caught a hoover part on the way down and landed legs akimbo - her fluttering white skirt riding up her silken thighs.

Say this had happened to you on your little jaunt into the city, would you balance a pez on her cotton-encased mary or run off like the little ponce you are, pull your jeans down and perform some sort of t**ttish river dance in your pants near The Lamb?

Which of these two courses of action do you think you would take?

hmmm? hmmm?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:00:33

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