just had a bacon and egg roll at Reggies on the market when a delicate Shannon wanged up right quick on her WTP Crysis and pulled a shady Nac-Nac right over the top of your new Valentinos, caught a hoover part on the way down and landed legs akimbo - her fluttering white skirt riding up her silken thighs.
Say this had happened to you on your little jaunt into the city, would you balance a pez on her cotton-encased mary or run off like the little ponce you are, pull your jeans down and perform some sort of t**ttish river dance in your pants near The Lamb?
Which of these two courses of action do you think you would take?
hmmm? hmmm?
well?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 1, 15:00:33
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