The world?s foremost wasp expert is walking past his local record store when he sees a sign in the window, ?We have the latest recordings of wasps from around the world?. So the world?s foremost wasp expert walks in and asks to listen to the recordings.
The first track starts playing a buzzing sound and the world?s foremost wasp expert says, ?I am the world?s foremost wasp expert and I don?t recognised that sound. Please will you play another track??
So the assistant plays another track and the world?s foremost wasp expert says, ?I am the world?s foremost wasp expert and I don?t recognised that sound. Please will you play another track??
This goes on until all the tracks are played with the same result. The world?s foremost wasp expert asks the assistant to check the label.
The assistant comes back looking very sheepish and says, ?I?m very sorry, I was playing the b side!?
Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Mar 27, 15:36:37
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