Right. I have got Issues around this.

ITEM: No way, NO WAY, does Ted Glenn deserve his own theme tune. If any of the supporting cast deserve a theme tune, and I'd argue they don't, then surely it's Ajay. ajay drives the Pencaster Flyer FFS.

ITEM: Special Delivery Service - since when does some little-mark village postie have on-demand access to a speedboat and a f**king helicopter.

ITEM: *ring-ring* "Special Delivery Service, Pat Clifton speaking," "Pat, it's Ben. I've got a special one for you today, how soon can you get here." ONE DELIVERY?! A DAY!? Your arse has been privatised, Patrick, better raise your game if you don't want to be Dole Queue Pat.

Worst postman ever.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 08:52:23