Ode to Tomblander (also known as Yor Bootiful)

My life is brilliant.
My fridge's door.
I felt it wobble.
Of that I'm sure.
The fridge opened the wrong way.
Only way it can.
But I won't have any of that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

My fridge is full. My fridge is full.
My fridge is full, it's true.
I would bet my socket set
Will know just what to do,
'Cause I've a wrench and some screws.

Yeah, it caught my eye
I let out a sigh
You could see the handle was 6 inches
F**king high,
But I don't think that it'll wobble again,
I've a bastarding fridge that will last till the end.

My fridge is full. My fridge is full.
My fridge is full, it's true.
I solved this case at a blistering pace,
And I now know what to do,
'Cause I'll never again need glue.
My fridge is full. My fridge is full.
My fridge is full, it's true.
Now that f**king handle is in a ridiculous place,
Didn't think of it until I was through.
But it's time to face the truth,
The light doesn't work anymore.

Bollocks.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:32:58