Perhaps it's better when they more than three-fifths fill it. What's the capacity? Does it ever get full?
And why, when quite obviously ?OODLES.00p has been spent on it are the bogs little bigger than the s**tter in my three-bed terrace? And why was the queue for a cup of tea at half time still f**king fifteen people long one minute before the second half started at which point I thought, "f**k this, I'm not missing the footer just 'cos some iron arsed f**king hb-chewing brain-derelict knob-fenser can't organise the refreshments kiosks properly." FIVE POUNDS FIFTY SHE TRIED TO CHARGE ME FOR A PINT OF PISS LAGER AND A BAG OF CHEESE-AND-ONION. FIVE FUCKING FIFTY! SHe had to call johnny no-mark over to cancel the till and charge me properly.
Second half was a bit brighter though, eh? Thought wee man McVeigh was mustard when he came on.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 09:27:21
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