i heard several jokes tonight they are as follows

doctor says to george best the bad news is u only have one hour to live, the good news is its happy hour
two muslim women watching there kids play at the park. one says you really have to enjoy the kids while you can and the other one says yes they blow up so quickly these days
a guy goes to the docter and says i have the flu i think its bird flu and the doctor says sorry mate its un tweetable

Posted By: loveshack, Nov 24, 16:32:08