husband and wife are laying in bed.....

wife says 'if I die and you remarry will you still live in this house?'
husband replies 'yes, the house is paid for so why not?'

wife says 'will you let her use my car?'
husband replies 'not worth letting it sit and rust'

wife says 'will you let her use my golf clubs?'

husband.....'no, she's left handed'

Posted By: NCFC4life, Nov 22, 10:30:49